June 26, 2007
It was nearing Election Day and we ran out of flyers for an uncle running for mayor. I was tasked to produce the shortage. With not much time left, I decided to print it myself using company resources. So while this brand-new super printer was doing its job, I surfed the Net for free porn downloads. More than one month of intense campaigning had deprived me of such simple pleasures. In no time I was lost in a sea of naked women flashing their juiciest bits.
And then to my absolute horror I saw face staring through the glass partition! I hadn’t noticed the curtains weren’t there. It was the office security guard doing his rounds. Not only had he caught me using company resources for personal use, but also downloading sleazy porn. I was forced to bribe my way out of the mess by burning disc after disc of porn downloads for the security guy. I hope blackmail wasn’t on his agenda!
SENDER: Porn official, by email
ILLUSTRATION BY: MIKKE GALLARDO
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