Those Horny Dwarves

One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to the seven dwarves that she was going to bed. After the usual lengthy round of “good nights” she went upstairs. Immediately all seven dwarves rushed outside and began standing on each other’s shoulders beneath Snow White’s bedroom window. Tonight was Grumpy’s turn to be on the top and, as he was the only one who could see in the window, it was his duty to inform the other dwarves what she was doing.

After a minute or two he hollered down, “She’s taking off her blouse!” This was passed down the stack: “taking off her blouse,” “she’s taking off her blouse,” “blouse is coming off.” Next Grumpy yelled, “She’s taking off her skirt.” The echoes again followed. Grumpy then declared, “She’s taking off her bra!” Then, “She’s taking off her panties!” which again cascaded down the dwarf tower. Grumpy looked around and from his vantage point saw movement in the woods so he yelled, “Someone’s coming!” To which all the other dwarves subsequently answered, “Me too...” “Me too...” “Me too...”


Emailed by:  Jeffrey Bruma