Cock's mess

There was a chicken that loved to have sex with different kinds of animals. Be it a lion, an elephant, cat or alligator, he’d do them all. Given his appetite, there was not much left in the animal kingdom that he didn’t boink. One day, he met a dog so old and almost skinless limping toward him. The chicken approached and asked, “Can I have sex with you?” Shocked, the dirty dog sighed and said, “Look, I’m so beaten up and very sick! Stay away!”
There was a chicken that loved to have sex with different kinds of animals. Be it a lion, an elephant, cat or alligator, he’d do them all. Given his appetite, there was not much left in the animal kingdom that he didn’t boink. One day, he met a dog so old and almost skinless limping toward him. The chicken approached and asked, “Can I have sex with you?” Shocked, the dirty dog sighed and said, “Look, I’m so beaten up and very sick! Stay away!” 

But the chicken insisted, so the dog gave in. After the deed, the dog warned the chicken that he would not be at fault in case the chicken died. The cock just shrugged off the warning and went his way. The next morning, while the dog was searching for food, he saw the cock shut-eyed, lying on the pavement and shaking. The dog, thinking that the chicken was already dying, said, “Ha! You got what you wanted! I told you sleeping with me might kill you!” To the dog’s shock, the chicken replied, “Shut up! This darn ant might run away!”

ZEN TAMANO, BY EMAIL
ILLUSTRATION BY MIKKE GALLARDO