Whacking Party

Fred goes to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor tells him that he can’t give him a double dose. “Why not?” asks Fred. “Because it’s not safe,” replies the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” argues Fred. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asks the doctor. “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally relents saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there were any side effects.” On Monday, Fred drags himself in; his right arm in a sling. “What happened to you?” asks the doctor. Fred replies, “Nobody showed up.”

Emailed by Sean Juen
Illustration by Jason Confessor