A couple was holding a dinner party for all the major status figures in their province. At the last minute, she realized she didn’t have
Cheaters Club
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,
Game of the generals!
The Armed Forces of the Philippines found it had too many generals and so offered an early retirement bonus: full annual benefits
APE LOVING
A man walks into his back yard one morning and finds a gorilla in a tree. He calls a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arr
Catholic Coffee
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman are having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks
Watch your step!
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here: Don’t step on
Got holes?
A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly gates and is greeted by St. Peter. There were a few people waiting before her,
OMG!
An old man is on the beach. He spots a beautiful girl in a hot pink bikini and walks up to her. “Lady, I want to feel your breasts!” he
Driver takes dodgy maneuver
I got pretty wasted at a drinking session with some schoolmates. I wasn’t too worried, though, because I knew my boyfriend (who was older
Waiter gets best tip ever!
Out on a blind date with a nice but otherwise kind of conservative guy, I happened to notice that one of the waiters at the restaurant wa
God—busted
After getting all of the Pope’s luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Excuse m
One day in court...
District Attorney: Would you please state your age to the court for the record?
Little Old Lady: I am 86-years-old.
DA: Will you tell us
Keep praying, young man
A young man goes into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist, “Could you give me a condom? I’m going to my girlfriend’s house for dinner and
Chuck Like Movies
An old farmer decides to go to town and see a movie. He is about to pay for his ticket when the ticket agent asks, “Sir, what’s that on y
Vacationers go island-humping
It was a rainy evening in Boracay when my boyfriend and I decided to go bar-hopping. While walking along the beach, my boyfriend started
Whacking Party
Fred goes to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor tells him that he can’t give him a double dose. “Why not?” as
Those Horny Dwarves
One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to the seven dwarves that she was going to bed. After the usual lengthy round
Cock's mess
There was a chicken that loved to have sex with different kinds of animals. Be it a lion, an elephant, cat or alligator, he’d do them a
Stairway to heaven
I went with my boyfriend to a friend’s birthday party. We got so drunk that we decided to go home because it was late noon. On the way h
Four on the floor
On our second wedding anniversary, my husband and I were enjoying ourselves on the beach when a couple approached us. They introduced t
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