Brother fairly

March 23, 2007
This happened a couple of years ago. I was young, impulsive and stupid. I went home early for my grandmother’s 70th birthday. Bored, I decided to change to my party clothes before watching a porn film. While rummaging through our laundry room to look for some newly washed clothes, I came upon my sister’s newly bought lingerie. Curious if I looked good on lingerie, I tried it and sashayed just like a ramp model would. As I was laughing my ass off, the unthinkable happened. I got horny and decided to whack off in my parent’s room. Holding a porn CD in one hand and my hardened self on the other, I head for the door. Damn!

To my surprise, my sister came home early to get some cash from my father’s drawer. She was surprised as I ran the hell back to my room. My sister followed me taunting, “Hoy, anung ginagawa mo? Bakit mo suot yan!? Bumigay ka na sa wakas ‘no!” With a trembling voice, I answered, “Nag-mo-model lang ako!” After the party, my grandmother approached me and told me—in a very concerned voice,—“Alam mo kung ayaw mo maging lalaki, ok lang, matatanggap namin yun. So, aminin mo na, bakla ka ba?” I said “no.” In the corner of my eye, I could see my sister smiling while washing her lingerie—without realizing that there were some free pubic hair and juice on it! Sweet revenge!

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