July 31, 2006In second year college, my schoolmates and I watched our annual university beauty pageant. We had seats near the stage and the
Punks Get Junked!
September 28, 2006A friend and I are big fans of punk rock music and one of our favorite bands is The Ramones. One night, while we were cru
Lonely strangers join Mile-high club
June 1, 2006I was flying solo on my way to a beach vacation one time as all my friends went ahead of me. Surprisingly, it was a light fligh
Stude proves women do fart
December 1, 2005Coming home after school, I’d usually take a siesta before going to a café to study with my buddy.That afternoon, I decided
Commuter bleaches bus curtains
December 1, 2005I was riding the bus one time when I had this sudden urge to jack off. See, I had just experienced for the first time how i
Moaning kid says wrong nameMoaning kid says wrong name
November 1, 2005One night my friend and I decided to go out with our girlfriends. In the heat of the gimmick, my girlfriend couldn’t contai
Who's afraid of Americans?
October 30, 2006I’m a white American male and I live in the Philippines with my Filipina wife. We just had our first baby and, of course, m
Wanted: Receipts!
November 24, 2006In college I had a girlfriend who was a working student, at a food chain in Megamall. Because our classes were held every
Designed for failure
February 1, 2007We used to gather up and get wasted every weekend in high school. Each of us would usually bring a consort with them (excep
A brokeback moment
December 22, 2006It’s been my habit to drop by our local market to buy some merienda before heading home from school. But on this particula
Multi-tasker gets busted
June 26, 2007It was nearing Election Day and we ran out of flyers for an uncle running for mayor. I was tasked to produce the shortage. Wit
The bus of shame
May 25, 2007I frequently take the Lucena-Manila bus route, which takes about three to four hours. On long rides like this, I have this habi
Potter-nerd loses sense of reality
August 26, 2007I’m a Hogwarts student living in a muggle world. I’m from the mighty Gryfindor House and my best pals are the Weasley twins.
Colegialas: Dangerous
July 26, 2007Doing pranks was a common thing when I was in high school. But to this day—six years past—there was one disgusting prank that
She is a he!
September 29, 2007Christmas 2004, I suspect one of the most horrible holidays for my cousins—but not for me! It was the most hilarious! Her
Footprints give it away
January 25, 2008Going home from school, my girlfriend said she wanted to stop by our house. Hearing that, a spirit in me awakened. While ha
Man witnesses first rectal birth in transit!
October 25, 2007I was riding shotgun in a PUV van going to Laguna when we encountered heavy traffic at the Bicutan exit. Suddenly, the woma
Beer Goggles Favor Gay Admirer
December 28, 2007It was a high school reunion held at a batchmate’s house. Everybody was so excited to see each other. We talked and shared
Maid spoils master’s fantasies
February 24, 2008When I was 17, we had a pretty maid who’d always wear miniskirts and see-through dresses. She was a year older than me, an
Paintball game gets out of hand
May 28, 2008My cousins, friends and I had agreed to play paintball and capture it on video to make it look like a real war. Our team won th
Train in vain!
March 27, 2008This happened last summer on my way home to Laguna from school. To avoid traffic and get home early, I took the LRT. At the s
Top of the world!
August 27, 2008My mates and I were drinking at a friend’s place—a three-storey house with no other people but ourselves. There were five of
Rip it up and start again
July 28, 2008One good thing about being part of the college paper is you can always hang out inside the office and do your homework before
How to raise a baby genius!
June 27, 2008A few years back, I’d usually travel from my house in Cubao to my ex-girlfriend’s place in Bulacan during weekends. Tiring, bu
Brother fairly
March 23, 2007This happened a couple of years ago. I was young, impulsive and stupid. I went home early for my grandmother’s 70th birthday.
Rocker belts out pop
April 23, 2007I once had this roommate who dubbed himself as the ultimate rocker. He despised all music genres that weren’t rock like balla
Surreal grandma
February 23, 2007I went to the Makati branch of the Comelec to register as a voter last year. At the line, an elderly woman came up to me a
Dizzy boy gets obvious
April 26, 2008Being a responsible student in the morning and call center agent at night, I seldom get to hang out and drink with my officem
Sir, doobie, sir!
June 1, 2006I attended my last CAT bivouac in high school, as a high-ranked officer. Among the responsibilities I had was to oversee the yo
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