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Mama mia!

A man is approached by a co-worker at lunch and invites him out for few beers after work. The man says his wife would never go for it—that

Trainspotting

You can call me a two-timer. One night, I accompanied my ”back-up” girlfriend to Cubao. We took the MRT. There were no seats around so my “

Carpet licker tingles with shame

I’m a lesbian with a very wonderful, though utterly embarrassing, story to share with you guys that happened two years ago. My girl and I w

Chicken Run!

I am a lesbian and a punk. Last summer, I went to my aunt in the province for a vacation. It was there that I met and made friends with Mar

Stripped

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, so she placed an ad in the newspap

Truly, madly, briefly

I had a spontaneous drinking session with a friend one time at his house. Since we drank late into the night, I decided to sleep over. The

Kinky Love

I have the coolest and weirdest boyfriend. He is my first in everything and we’ve done it almost everywhere. And he’s not a jealous guy; he

Workin' girls

I was 30 minutes early for work. I had nothing to do so I fired up my Internet browser and went to FHM online to read some ladies’ confessi

Sacred' Thing'

A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon. Looking forward to wild sex, the anticipation was too much to bear for the husband so he died on t

Love Radio

This incident happened August last year, when my boyfriend from Manila paid me a visit at work. It was actually a surprise visit since we g

When Shit Gits the Floor

I was busy doing office work when I felt an uncontrollable grumbling in my stomach. I was starting to feel goosebumps on my skin and sweate

The best computer game ever!

My boyfriend and I found ourselves the first customers of the day at our suking computer shop (the place where we first met). So there I wa

Revenge is just a call away

My ex-boyfriend left me for an older woman just because he was “stressed out” with everything, including me. The jerk. So I got even. Two w

King Of The World!

I once had a boyfriend who was a naval officer assigned south of Manila. It was a long-distance relationship and he would often make lambin

Believe

An atheist at sea is thrown overboard into shark-infested waters. He struggles to swim back to his boat but a very hungry shark is already

Official Business

An officemate took a gamble and approached me saying he wanted to do it with me. I had only known him for a year, I knew we were both attac

Condoms and Condolences

After losing her husband almost four years ago, Anna started dating again. She met a guy and they took to one another. After six weeks of d

Colegialas: Dangerous

Doing pranks was a common thing when I was in high school. But to this day—six years past—there was one disgusting prank that none of us fr

Birthing pains: easy!

A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered

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	Chick ends lad�s 20-year-drought 0 Comments - 25 Dec 2010 I managed to get close to a former schoolmate through texting. We’d exchange mushy stuff, but he would also send me nasty messages each time he got drunk—and that’s how I found out he was a 20-year-old virgin, or at least claimed he was. The thought of him being an ignoramus on sex made me hatch a plan to, well, pop his milk carton. One day, I ins... More Link
	She's Cuckoo 0 Comments - 24 Dec 2010 A woman went on a girls' night out, promising her husband she'd be home by midnight. The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3AM, a bit loaded, she went home. Just as she got in the door, their clock started up and cuckooed three times. Realizing her husband would surely wake up, she cuckooed like the clock nine t... More Link
	Shock attack 0 Comments - 23 Dec 2010 I used to sneak inside my ex's house thrice a week for our extra "bonding" sessions. We did this for over a year and never got caught by her folks. That was until one time when we changed the time of my visits. I went to her house at 10am rather than 9p.m.. The thing was, after doing the deed in her room; we fell asleep. I remember waking up to t... More Link
	Top of the world! 0 Comments - 22 Dec 2010 My mates and I were drinking at a friend’s place—a three-storey house with no other people but ourselves. There were five of us, all guys. So when the alcohol-meter reached its peak, my friends and I got crazy and picked up two hookers from nearby. We did a first in our barkada history: an orgy! And so the five-on-two assault began. One of our fri... More Link
	Trying to fit in 0 Comments - 21 Dec 2010 A man goes to the pharmacy to buy a condom. At the counter, the female pharmacist asks him what his size is. The man is amazed that condoms come in sizes and answers, “I don’t know my size. Will you help me?” The woman asks the man to go at the back of the pharmacy in the sofa. The woman lies down on the sofa as the man, confused at the situation,... More Link
	No escape 0 Comments - 19 Dec 2010 An 18-year-old girl went to see her mom to tell her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drug store and buys a pregnancy kit. The test results show that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing and crying all at the same time, the mother ask, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The ... More Link
	Choir boy�s �mic� fails at sound check 0 Comments - 17 Dec 2010 It was the birthday of my sexy choir mate. I love being with her because she’s cute and cuddly. Plus, she always gives me a friendly hug! So I came to her place and we had a drinking session with her friends. We played naughty games—kissing games and the like. It so happened she lost a round and had to kiss me…torridly. I didn’t give a response be... More Link
	Surreal grandma 0 Comments - 16 Dec 2010 I went to the Makati branch of the Comelec to register as a voter last year. At the line, an elderly woman came up to me and asked, “Paano ba makakakuha ng number?” I told her she was too late; the Comelec guys gave out numbers in the morning. She shrugged and walked away. About 15 minutes later she was back at my side. She looked at me strangely ... More Link
	Girl Does Homework With Lady Prof! 0 Comments - 15 Dec 2010 I’m a college teacher at a known university here in Bicol. I got close to a female student, who I’d jokingly call “bhaby,” and we often have a drinking session at my house. I’m married, but my husband was not around most of the time that he didn’t notice I was feeling something different toward my student. One time at school, during break, I began... More Link
	Dial m-e for o-r-g-y 0 Comments - 14 Dec 2010 At our high school reunion, my best friend and I were surprised to see that some guys from older batches still looked hot. Eventually, we found ourselves sharing tables with three of them. Since it was a Saturday night, we all decided to leave the reunion and go out instead. I knew at least one of them was into me because he kept on touching me. M... More Link
	Knock, knock 0 Comments - 13 Dec 2010 My boyfriend drove me home one Saturday night. When we arrived at our place it was really dark, the lights were out. My parents slept in the room nearest the main door, so knowing they were already sleeping I knocked and called out to them. They didn’t seem to be stirring and as I went on calling, my boyfriend started to play with my boobies. He s... More Link
	Wipeout 0 Comments - 12 Dec 2010 A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: “Use more soap on panties!” She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: “Use more soap on panties!” The l... More Link
	Office hottie ups one on Professional courtesy 0 Comments - 10 Dec 2010 This really hot officemate of mine was kind enough to accompany me to get a ride home after a night-out with friends. In my haste to catch the FX, I forgot to thank him, so early next morning, I went to his room to say thank you. While mumbling my thanks, I couldn’t help but notice how gorgeous he was in his Armani shirt. I also couldn’t help but ... More Link
	Loud Mouth 0 Comments - 10 Dec 2010 I was at a friend’s birthday party when I got pretty drunk and loud. Trying to mingle, a friend and I started talking to this group of girls. One of them a gorgeous half-Pinay, half-Indian honey that seemed to like flirting with us. Tipsy and unaware of the volume of my voice, I pulled my friend aside and told him, “Puwede na yang si Slumdog pare!... More Link