Weighed down

A girl calls a pharmacy and asks if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby. The clerk explains that many women figure out an infant’s we

Best friends with benefits

James is my best friend since college and we’ve been sharing an apartment since. He is cool and nice and we’ve had some steamy encounters t

Bus ride to sweet heaven

To pass traffic time on the bus, my boyfriend and I exchanged jokes when he accidentally brushed me in a sensual way. With the touch of his

Woot-woot!

The nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation, and every

Older woman drives kid wild

I’m 26 but I always enjoy flirting with high school boys, as I know they can’t resist my charm and the thought of banging an “older” woman

International Playgirl

I visited my partner who lived abroad, you might think I’m the ultra-liberal type because I have a foreigner boyfriend—but no, I consider m

Chick ends lad�s 20-year-drought

I managed to get close to a former schoolmate through texting. We’d exchange mushy stuff, but he would also send me nasty messages each tim

She's Cuckoo

A woman went on a girls' night out, promising her husband she'd be home by midnight. The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too

Shock attack

I used to sneak inside my ex's house thrice a week for our extra "bonding" sessions. We did this for over a year and never got caught by he

Top of the world!

My mates and I were drinking at a friend’s place—a three-storey house with no other people but ourselves. There were five of us, all guys.

Trying to fit in

A man goes to the pharmacy to buy a condom. At the counter, the female pharmacist asks him what his size is. The man is amazed that condoms

No escape

An 18-year-old girl went to see her mom to tell her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the dru

Choir boy�s �mic� fails at sound check

It was the birthday of my sexy choir mate. I love being with her because she’s cute and cuddly. Plus, she always gives me a friendly hug! S

Surreal grandma

I went to the Makati branch of the Comelec to register as a voter last year. At the line, an elderly woman came up to me and asked, “Paano

Girl Does Homework With Lady Prof!

I’m a college teacher at a known university here in Bicol. I got close to a female student, who I’d jokingly call “bhaby,” and we often hav

Dial m-e for o-r-g-y

At our high school reunion, my best friend and I were surprised to see that some guys from older batches still looked hot. Eventually, we f

Knock, knock

My boyfriend drove me home one Saturday night. When we arrived at our place it was really dark, the lights were out. My parents slept in th

Wipeout

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collect

Office hottie ups one on Professional courtesy

This really hot officemate of mine was kind enough to accompany me to get a ride home after a night-out with friends. In my haste to catch

Loud Mouth

I was at a friend’s birthday party when I got pretty drunk and loud. Trying to mingle, a friend and I started talking to this group of girl

Team Jinx

I am a call center agent. After literally having beer for breakfast one day, most of my office mates decided to go home at around noon. Alr

Bloodlust

My boyfriend did a detour at a motel after he accompanied me to a job interview. As it was a stressful day, I knew I needed good sex. We al

Weighed down

A girl calls a pharmacy and asks if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby. The clerk explains that many women figure out an infant’s we

To The Airport

My hubby and I were asked by our friend to assist her in picking up her cousin at the airport. She brought a car, and my hubby and I brough

Going Mansanas

My friend and I were at a dinner party hosted by her aunt. There were a lot of people and the party was in full swing. Tita, visibly please

Caught Naked!

I went to my boyfriend’s boarding house late one night for some help on schoolwork. Since I was a frequent visitor at their place, I could

69 Was A Gas!

A woman took an inexperienced man home one night. When they got to her apartment, she suggested that they try a 69. “What do you mean?” he

Sylvester takes on tweety bird

Ever had a dream that felt so real? I have.  It was during this one night I slept over at my girlfriend’s house. You see, I like sleep

Koreans Do It Better

I am a Chief Mate onboard a Panamanian Flag vessel. This happened one day when our ship safely berthed at Sancheonpo port in Korea to disch

Nookie almost spoiled by bunso

It was two weeks before my finals week and I had to make pastillas for my biology class as a requirement. I wanted to be with my guy so I a

Mama mia!

A man is approached by a co-worker at lunch and invites him out for few beers after work. The man says his wife would never go for it—that

Trainspotting

You can call me a two-timer. One night, I accompanied my ”back-up” girlfriend to Cubao. We took the MRT. There were no seats around so my “

Carpet licker tingles with shame

I’m a lesbian with a very wonderful, though utterly embarrassing, story to share with you guys that happened two years ago. My girl and I w

Chicken Run!

I am a lesbian and a punk. Last summer, I went to my aunt in the province for a vacation. It was there that I met and made friends with Mar

Stripped

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, so she placed an ad in the newspap

Truly, madly, briefly

I had a spontaneous drinking session with a friend one time at his house. Since we drank late into the night, I decided to sleep over. The

Kinky Love

I have the coolest and weirdest boyfriend. He is my first in everything and we’ve done it almost everywhere. And he’s not a jealous guy; he

Workin' girls

I was 30 minutes early for work. I had nothing to do so I fired up my Internet browser and went to FHM online to read some ladies’ confessi

Sacred' Thing'

A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon. Looking forward to wild sex, the anticipation was too much to bear for the husband so he died on t

Love Radio

This incident happened August last year, when my boyfriend from Manila paid me a visit at work. It was actually a surprise visit since we g

When Shit Gits the Floor

I was busy doing office work when I felt an uncontrollable grumbling in my stomach. I was starting to feel goosebumps on my skin and sweate

The best computer game ever!

My boyfriend and I found ourselves the first customers of the day at our suking computer shop (the place where we first met). So there I wa

Revenge is just a call away

My ex-boyfriend left me for an older woman just because he was “stressed out” with everything, including me. The jerk. So I got even. Two w

King Of The World!

I once had a boyfriend who was a naval officer assigned south of Manila. It was a long-distance relationship and he would often make lambin

Believe

An atheist at sea is thrown overboard into shark-infested waters. He struggles to swim back to his boat but a very hungry shark is already

Official Business

An officemate took a gamble and approached me saying he wanted to do it with me. I had only known him for a year, I knew we were both attac

Condoms and Condolences

After losing her husband almost four years ago, Anna started dating again. She met a guy and they took to one another. After six weeks of d

Colegialas: Dangerous

Doing pranks was a common thing when I was in high school. But to this day—six years past—there was one disgusting prank that none of us fr

Birthing pains: easy!

A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered

Girl Does Homework With Lady Prof!

I’m a college teacher at a known university here in Bicol. I got close to a female student, who I’d jokingly call “bhaby,” and we often h