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Weighed down

A girl calls a pharmacy and asks if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby. The clerk explains that many women figure out an infant’s we

Best friends with benefits

James is my best friend since college and we’ve been sharing an apartment since. He is cool and nice and we’ve had some steamy encounters t

Bus ride to sweet heaven

To pass traffic time on the bus, my boyfriend and I exchanged jokes when he accidentally brushed me in a sensual way. With the touch of his

Woot-woot!

The nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation, and every

Older woman drives kid wild

I’m 26 but I always enjoy flirting with high school boys, as I know they can’t resist my charm and the thought of banging an “older” woman

International Playgirl

I visited my partner who lived abroad, you might think I’m the ultra-liberal type because I have a foreigner boyfriend—but no, I consider m

Chick ends lad�s 20-year-drought

I managed to get close to a former schoolmate through texting. We’d exchange mushy stuff, but he would also send me nasty messages each tim

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	Chick ends lad�s 20-year-drought 0 Comments - 25 Dec 2010 I managed to get close to a former schoolmate through texting. We’d exchange mushy stuff, but he would also send me nasty messages each time he got drunk—and that’s how I found out he was a 20-year-old virgin, or at least claimed he was. The thought of him being an ignoramus on sex made me hatch a plan to, well, pop his milk carton. One day, I ins... More Link
	She's Cuckoo 0 Comments - 24 Dec 2010 A woman went on a girls' night out, promising her husband she'd be home by midnight. The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3AM, a bit loaded, she went home. Just as she got in the door, their clock started up and cuckooed three times. Realizing her husband would surely wake up, she cuckooed like the clock nine t... More Link
	Shock attack 0 Comments - 23 Dec 2010 I used to sneak inside my ex's house thrice a week for our extra "bonding" sessions. We did this for over a year and never got caught by her folks. That was until one time when we changed the time of my visits. I went to her house at 10am rather than 9p.m.. The thing was, after doing the deed in her room; we fell asleep. I remember waking up to t... More Link
	Top of the world! 0 Comments - 22 Dec 2010 My mates and I were drinking at a friend’s place—a three-storey house with no other people but ourselves. There were five of us, all guys. So when the alcohol-meter reached its peak, my friends and I got crazy and picked up two hookers from nearby. We did a first in our barkada history: an orgy! And so the five-on-two assault began. One of our fri... More Link
	Trying to fit in 0 Comments - 21 Dec 2010 A man goes to the pharmacy to buy a condom. At the counter, the female pharmacist asks him what his size is. The man is amazed that condoms come in sizes and answers, “I don’t know my size. Will you help me?” The woman asks the man to go at the back of the pharmacy in the sofa. The woman lies down on the sofa as the man, confused at the situation,... More Link
	No escape 0 Comments - 19 Dec 2010 An 18-year-old girl went to see her mom to tell her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drug store and buys a pregnancy kit. The test results show that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing and crying all at the same time, the mother ask, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The ... More Link
	Choir boy�s �mic� fails at sound check 0 Comments - 17 Dec 2010 It was the birthday of my sexy choir mate. I love being with her because she’s cute and cuddly. Plus, she always gives me a friendly hug! So I came to her place and we had a drinking session with her friends. We played naughty games—kissing games and the like. It so happened she lost a round and had to kiss me…torridly. I didn’t give a response be... More Link
	Surreal grandma 0 Comments - 16 Dec 2010 I went to the Makati branch of the Comelec to register as a voter last year. At the line, an elderly woman came up to me and asked, “Paano ba makakakuha ng number?” I told her she was too late; the Comelec guys gave out numbers in the morning. She shrugged and walked away. About 15 minutes later she was back at my side. She looked at me strangely ... More Link
	Girl Does Homework With Lady Prof! 0 Comments - 15 Dec 2010 I’m a college teacher at a known university here in Bicol. I got close to a female student, who I’d jokingly call “bhaby,” and we often have a drinking session at my house. I’m married, but my husband was not around most of the time that he didn’t notice I was feeling something different toward my student. One time at school, during break, I began... More Link
	Dial m-e for o-r-g-y 0 Comments - 14 Dec 2010 At our high school reunion, my best friend and I were surprised to see that some guys from older batches still looked hot. Eventually, we found ourselves sharing tables with three of them. Since it was a Saturday night, we all decided to leave the reunion and go out instead. I knew at least one of them was into me because he kept on touching me. M... More Link
	Knock, knock 0 Comments - 13 Dec 2010 My boyfriend drove me home one Saturday night. When we arrived at our place it was really dark, the lights were out. My parents slept in the room nearest the main door, so knowing they were already sleeping I knocked and called out to them. They didn’t seem to be stirring and as I went on calling, my boyfriend started to play with my boobies. He s... More Link
	Wipeout 0 Comments - 12 Dec 2010 A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: “Use more soap on panties!” She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: “Use more soap on panties!” The l... More Link
	Office hottie ups one on Professional courtesy 0 Comments - 10 Dec 2010 This really hot officemate of mine was kind enough to accompany me to get a ride home after a night-out with friends. In my haste to catch the FX, I forgot to thank him, so early next morning, I went to his room to say thank you. While mumbling my thanks, I couldn’t help but notice how gorgeous he was in his Armani shirt. I also couldn’t help but ... More Link
	Loud Mouth 0 Comments - 10 Dec 2010 I was at a friend’s birthday party when I got pretty drunk and loud. Trying to mingle, a friend and I started talking to this group of girls. One of them a gorgeous half-Pinay, half-Indian honey that seemed to like flirting with us. Tipsy and unaware of the volume of my voice, I pulled my friend aside and told him, “Puwede na yang si Slumdog pare!... More Link